Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
you have to choose: penises or morals?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
