I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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