I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
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Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
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No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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