ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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