So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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