Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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