But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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