there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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