So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
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I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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