She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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