Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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