lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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