Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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