Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
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We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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