The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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