Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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