I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Your penis caused this!
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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