shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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