he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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