Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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