Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
where am i from again
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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