i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
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A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
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he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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