Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
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