Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
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