Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
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I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
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Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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