I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
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she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
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Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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