But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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