Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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