she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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