glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I'm way too hungover for life right now
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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