Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
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There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
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Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
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