All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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