Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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