You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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