Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
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Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
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He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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