if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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