Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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