that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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