I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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