i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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