I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
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