i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
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Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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