I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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