This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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