Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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