Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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