I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
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Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
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I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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