K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
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ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
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We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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