i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
