I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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