ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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