I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
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Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
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So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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