Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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