so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
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She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
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Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize