I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
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I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
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My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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