you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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