Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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