i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
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dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
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The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
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